Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I am an evil giraffe.


Eddie Izzard. Possibly the single greatest comedian ever.
He's pretty. He has a wonderful accent. He wears makeup. He uses excessive profanity. He makes fun of religion, history, and Hitler.
Really, what's not to like?

"I am an evil giraffe. I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more leaves than I should. And other giraffes may die. Ah ha ha. I am an evil herbivore."

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